Soul Fixin'

That's My Homegirl In The Video....
Simha Jamison, a 24 year old hair stylist testified yesterday that she recognized her childhood friend Roshona Landfair on the infamous R.Kelly sex tape. (Don't try to act like you haven't seen it.) Jamison testified "I believed it was my best friend" along with "her godfather R. Kelly." She estimated that Roshana was 13 or 14 when the tape was made. Jamison went on to say that Kelly would give Roshona "no less than $100...no more than $500" to go shopping. A 12 year veteran of the Chicago Police Department who was married to a relative of the girl on the video testified she learned of the video after receiving a phone call from former R. Kelly protege Sparkle, another relative of the alleged victim. When asked by the defense why she didn't take immediate action, Gibson testified that the entire situation was a very sensitive matter and neither the mother or father of the victim wanted to go forward with the charges.


Things aren't looking so good for the "Pied Piper of R&B"...Ron Isley is serving time, Wesley Snipes and Marion Jones are on their way to prison...R. Kelly might want consider going to Cuba with Assata Shakur.